Papu Papu

Sir Papu Papu is a Papese tribe leader, singer, songwriter, and competitive eater, best known for being the lead singer of the band, Fat Mama.

Biography
Papu was born in Papu New Guinea. Nobody knows when, but we do know it's because of him that we have seven continents and the Earth spins, as he was so fat when he was born, he separated the dry land of the planet. And one thing's for sure, nobody wants to see him naked, especially since he has a 12-foot-long penis.