Black Man Angry at P.S. 108

Sup, y'all? I tried to go into this bitch ass P.S. 108 to see what it's like, and these bitch ass niggas look at me and say "Hey man you the new history teacher?" No, dumbasses, I just wanted to visit this school to see all kinds of bitch ass niggas. I don't know what the fuck the people who built this place were smoking. The doors are made from the skulls of Justin Bieber's ancestors, the bathrooms have diarrhea all over the god damn floors and they don't even have water in the sinks. You turn on the faucet, you washin' yo' hands with Henry VIII's piss. When I went in to get my lunch, this big black bitch puked all over the tray. And for dessert, a shit brownie with chopped Harry Styles' penis and Harriet Tubman's titty milk. They don't even teach anything in this school except how to commit murder and how to smoke weed. I'm tellin' you this is worse than colonel I Hate Niggas. The bullyin' situation is fuckin' bullshit! Half the kids who get bullied are the ones slittin' they throats in the god damn hallway! Them bullies gonna be the next KKK, bitch ass niggas! Oh shit one of the kids just saw me. Sorry bout that lil man.

So I go inside this bitch ass school and they throwin' fuckin' knives in the building! BITCH, DO YOU REALIZE HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS? Then this white bitch tells me "go back to KFC, you coon!" That wasn't even a kid, that was the fucking principal, bitch ass nigga! Then this fat black kid walks up to me. Dude got 29 titties, 38 penises, and 7 asses, looking like Carl Winslow from Family Matters if he were 80 years pregnant! He smokin' 50 packs of Marlbolos per day! He weigh like 2 million lbs., bitch ass nigga. He tells me, "Damn, you fatter than my mom, and she was pregnant with me for 75 years!" SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, BITCH ASS NIGGA!

I go back inside the bathroom, and these muthafuckas are making soup in the toilets! They throwing carrots, celery, parsley, and they just pissing and shitting in the soup toilets, bitch ass nigga!